Yup.

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The names of all the products at this 99 cent store are synonyms for condoms.

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At Zumba today an older woman (probably in her 80s) told me I was doing a good job. I thought it was nice and possibly coming from a place of pity, but then I began to wonder - Did I come back from the future to watch myself exercise? I was like, oh no, I am not disappointing myself today. When I…

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Introducing the From-Far-Away-It-Looks-Like-You’re-Covered-In-Dandruff Shirt.

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I had a really cool sociology teacher in junior college, Professor Mersmann - and, yes, I obviously signed up for his class because of his name (that’s actually true!). He did some really interesting shit in the beginning of the semester. One day he had the students form a line and walk around the…

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I’ve been in a relationship for an annoying amount of time now, so I kind of know a lot. I figured I could bestow my love expertise on you dudes and dudettes. These are all of the things I wish I would’ve known, so maybe I could’ve stayed in one of those other relationships I had before this…

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Steven and I have a complicated relationship. We met through the Adopt-a-Grandpa program. I can’t tell you what made the organization allow a 26-year-old woman to apply to be a person’s Grandpa, all I can say is that I’m grateful they did. I was assigned to my grandson, Steven, after several…

What do you call it when a woman has a wardrobe malfunction around a guy she likes?

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A Freudian nip slip.